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July 14th, 2011

I Sense an Imbalance in the Force

The husband and I went out to dinner tonight.  The following conversation really happened.

Me:  "Is my undershirt crooked?"
Him:  "Yeah.  Like really crooked.  What's wrong with your shirts?  They always do that."
Me:  "Not all of my shirts!  And I think it's cause my boobs aren't getting bigger at the same rate."
Him, with a mouthful of food:  "Yeah, I noticed."
Me:  "What?  You can tell?  OMG.  Really?"
Him, pausing and studying my chest while chewing:  "Oh yeah.  Like that one is way bigger than that one."
Me:            (stunned and horrified silence)
Him:  "Oh come on!  It's not that big a deal. Besides, it's temporary.  Right?"
Me:            (concerned silence)
Him:  "Right?"

I certainly hope things even out soon.  I now have a complex and think there might be a secondary reason why people stare at my chest quite often. 

The fabulous news of the day is that I graduated!  I am no longer a patient of Shady Grove (cracks me up that they refer to it as a graduation) and have my first appointment with a regular OB on Monday!  Our last appointment with SGF today was a great one.  Morgan came with me to see the second ultrasound.  He got to see little Mongo and the heartbeat.  He was very excited.

I will post an ultrasound photo.  I promise.  Again, you really can't tell what you are looking at.  But I will post one.  I just don't have time to do it tonight.  Goodnight!



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